“A storm is coming… Kardashian spawn. She has been planning this for— for— I mean, she couldn’t even give poor Blue one motherfucking year in the spotlight before she— ugh. And it’s sad, you know— because, because, listen— I’m thrilled for Kanye. I am. But Kim… Kimberly Noel Kardashian… I hope she gets super fucking fat. I truly do. And not cute fat. Ugly fat. Super ugly fucking fat.”
YESSSSS!
YESSSSSSSS!
I loveddddddddddddd this thing!
When my brothers and I were super heroes, this is how we knew the city was in trouble. They’d hit us up on my Barbie phone with 10 way calling and call waiting.
I am craving this. I don’t even know what it is.
And then subsequently hating myself.
(via kanyeshrugtae)
@iamekul
*ahem* You can propose now. I’ve found our wedding cake.
Omg. I am going to attempt this immediately.
(via healthy-inspiration)
These knuckle dusters will take your love of unique nails to the next level. Amazing.
OMG, WANT! Also, I’m feeling inspired :p
OMGGGGGG. PAAAAIGEEEEEE.
I can officially die happy.
Thank you Siobahn.
