Leggings are awesome. 

They’re comfortable, they alert people to the fact that I have nice legs, I don’t have to stuff the bottom of them into boots, I can sit any kind of way I want, comfortably, I can wear them under jeans when I’m sledding with my white people, or embarking on other white people hobbies in the cold,

they make my backside look fabulous 

Awesome article of clothing.