Why do women like being the big spoon? I feel like I got a backpack on or some shit.
I was minding my business, and then the sun was like HOE, NOW I SHALL MIND YOUR BUSINESS AS WELL
- I’ve been in a bad mood all day
- My car probably needs to be washed again. Damn tree pollen, ruining my life.
- I need to pack with some seriousness. My room is a shambles, so it looks like I’m packing, but I’m not.
- I think the people who talk about sex all the time are very bad at it, and not getting any.
- I’m notorious for saying that I don’t take my bad habits out on people, and I’m making an effort to pay attention to myself in bad moods, and make sure I can make that statement honestly.
- Being sick is peculiar. It sucks, but it lets you see what’s on the top of people’s minds.
- I’m still in a bad mood. I’m gonna play pokemon or make pizza or something.
- I need someone to come gauge my Halo skill progression.
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