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Why do women like being the big spoon? I feel like I got a backpack on or some shit.
LMFAO
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I was minding my business, and then the sun was like HOE, NOW I SHALL MIND YOUR BUSINESS AS WELL
- I’ve been in a bad mood all day
- My car probably needs to be washed again. Damn tree pollen, ruining my life.
- I need to pack with some seriousness. My room is a shambles, so it looks like I’m packing, but I’m not.
- I think the people who talk about sex all the time are very bad at it, and not getting any.
- I’m notorious for saying that I don’t take my bad habits out on people, and I’m making an effort to pay attention to myself in bad moods, and make sure I can make that statement honestly.
- Being sick is peculiar. It sucks, but it lets you see what’s on the top of people’s minds.
- I’m still in a bad mood. I’m gonna play pokemon or make pizza or something.
- I need someone to come gauge my Halo skill progression.
Microsoft unveils next-gen Xbox One
Microsoft has unveiled Xbox One, the latest video gaming console it believes will “transform games, TV and entertainment for the 21st century living room”.
Oh my goodness.
CRYING!
Smdh.
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